Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Got Gas?

Wanted: Donkey, able to make 40 mile trips to work. Must be able to step quickly, navigate steep hills and avoid speeding gas drillers. Also need comfortable saddle and large canteen.
Will provide luxurious living quarters, c-ment pond, fresh alfalfa and carrots.

Filled my truck up this morning. It was 95.00.... They need to provide barf bags at the gas pump.

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