Elle's Return To Texas

The countdown has begun. Things for Elle to look forward to in THE LONE STAR STATE

1. Normal men
2. Friday night football. It is a religion.
3. Chicken fried steak
4. Sweet tea, (even if she does think it tastes like dirt).
5. The Stockyards
6. Bluebonnets
7. Early summer, summer, late summer and one day of fall.
8. If there is any "wintery precipitation", the affected counties will shut down and there are no
parking spots left at the grocery store. You never know when a blizzard may hit....
9. Real Tex-Mex
10. Real Dr Pepper. It's made with pure cane sugar, y'all
11. Armadillos
12. Able to visit 254 counties, compared to Utah's 29. Twenty-nine? What's up with that?
13. Did I mention NORMAL MEN?
14. And don't forget Elle, in the summer, you have to let your truck cool down BEFORE touching
the steering wheel. Don't want any more of those second degree burns!
15. Hot men in starched jeans, white shirts, cowboy hats, boots and MANNERS! Yeeeee
haaaahhh.